EKDUM NAYA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Jito: Aji Sunte Ho Ghar Men Namak Nahin Hai Dal Men Kya Dalun?
Santa: Tere Men Dimag To Hai Hi Nahin Naya Colget Active Daal De Usmen Namak Hi Namak Hai Pagli

Santa Naya Kalar Te.Vi Laya Aur Pani Men Dubane Laga
Banta Ne Dekha To Pucha "Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho?"
Santa: Chek Kar Raha Tha Ki Rang To Nahin Nikal Raha Abhi Garanti Men Hai

Patni: Koi Naya Sher Sunao?
Pati: Sangmarmar Sa Tarasha Khuda Ne Tere Badan Ko..
Patni (Khushi Se): Aage?
Pati: Baki Bacha Patthar Usane Teri Akl Pe Rakh Diya