GIRL JOKES ABOUT DATING YOU JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!

Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.
Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!

During a text message conversation:
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Iloveyoutoo.
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!

Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!

Pappu commented on a girl's DP
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!
Girl: Awwww... Thank you.
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna!
*Blocked*

After an emotional hug:
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
Pappu: Thanks for the warning!