Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Santa: What did you say? Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart. Pappu: And Photoshop on your face! 31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girl: How much do you love me? Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM. Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky. Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu was following a girl. Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you. Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Pappu: Well... when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams until you get them"!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview? Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl. Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid? Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >