Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I'll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I can't live without you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really? Pappu: Phurrrrr...31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati. Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'! Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time. Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you? Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'! 31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'? Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai? Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!31 Dec 2017English JokesHinglish Jokes