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Bhikhari: Kya Baat Hai Sahab Pahle Aap Sau Rupaye Dete The Bad Men Pachas Fir Pachchis Ab Sirf Das Dete Hain?
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Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai!
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Santa Apni Salary Ka Chek Lekker Bos Ke Panhucha Aur Bola "Mere Vetan Men Se Do Sau Rupaye Kam Hain"!
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Santa : Log Puchhte Hain Kya Yah Sarkar Giregi?
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Pravachan Sunkar Lauti Jito Ne Santa Se Kaha "Baba Ji Kah Rahe The Ki Ramrajya Men Sher Aur Bakari Ek Hi Ghat Par Pan.......
Angrej: India Me Sabse Jyada Barf Kaha Par .......
Santa Ne "F Am Radio Station" Par Kal Kiya Aur Kaha Mujhe Ek Batua Mila Hai Jisamen Bahut Sare Paise Credit Card Aur "I De" Card Hai!
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Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Jodiyan Swarg Men Banti Hain To Shadi Bhi Vahin Kyon Nahin Ho Jati.......
Banta Jab Rishte Ke Liye Tasvir Khinchva Raha Tha To Piche Khada Gadha Bhi Tasvi.......
Santa Apne Sasural Men Guruji Ka Parvachan Sunne Gaya! Guruji Bole "Jo-Jo Swarg Jana Chahta Hai Vah Apna Hath Upar Kare"!
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Santa: Yaar Banta Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi! Vahi Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aur Aaj.......
Banta: Yaar Agar Koi Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kaat Le To Kya Karna Chahiye?<.......
Santa: Tum Itni Sardi Men Bahar Kyon Mar Rahi Ho?
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Santa: Doctor Sahab Main Sidha Khadaa Rahkar Halka Sa Jhukkar Apni Baayen Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Fir Dahine Pair Ko Ghutne Se.......
Banta: Agar Do Pipal Ke Pedon Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye To To Us Rassi.......
Jito: Mujhe Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhen Saat Janam Tak Chahungi!

Santa: Yah Kya Tum Ek Aur Sut Le I? Abhi Parason Hi To...
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Jito: Main Marne Ja Rahi Hu!
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Banta: Yaar Tu Itna Sahma-Sahma Kyon Hai?
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Santa Ko Ek Lawaris Bandar Mila To Vah Use Pulis Station Lekker Gaya!
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