IF YOU WERE JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

"Mum", yelled Pappu from the kitchen, "You know that dish you were always worried that I would break?"
Jeeto: Yes dear, what about it?
Pappu: Well your worries are over.

"Hey, Mom," asked Pappu, "Can you please give me 100 bucks?" "Certainly not!" answered Jeeto.
"If you do," Pappu went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid, when you were at the beauty saloon."
His mother's ears perked up and grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey Meera, make sure you wash my handkerchief properly.'"

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!

Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.