JEETO JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa's romantic Valentine's Day poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal, Violets are Neele;
You've made the Daal now wash the Pateele!

Jeeto: What has she got that I haven't?
Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?

Jeeto in a pretty upset tone, "Why do you go out on the balcony whenever I sing? Don't you like to hear me?"
"It's not that', said Santa. "I just want the neighbours to see that I'm not beating my wife."

Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh!

Jeeto: What do you want for your birthday?
Santa: Just let me win an argument for once!

Jeeto: I really hate you!
Santa: What a coincidence!