JOKE WAITING ON GOD JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Completely irked, Jeeto was waiting for Santa at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume", snarled Jeeto, "That there's a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at eight o'clock in the morning!"
"There is", said Santa.
"Breakfast!"

Santa was taking unreasonably long time in the bathroom.
Jeeto shouted, "Did you find the shampoo?"
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!