JOKES SHER O SHAYARI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Techer (Pappu Se): Tum Janwar Ho Janvar
Pappu: Malum Hai
Techer: Vo Kaise?
Pappu: Papa Mujhe Ullu Ka Pattha Mammi Mujhe Gadha Dada Ji Sher Ka Beta Aur Dadi Bandar Kahti Hai

Banta: Oye Tu Offis Men To Bada Sher Bana Firta Hai Ghar Men Tujhe Kya Ho Jata?
Santa: Yaar Hota To Ghar Men Bhi Sher Hi Ho Bas Ghar Men Mujh Pe Durga Ji Sawar Ho Jati Hain

Patni: Janu Kya Tum Mere Liye Sher Ko Maar Kar La Sakte Ho?
Pati: Kuch Aur Batao Main Tumhare Liye Aur Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu
Patni: Chalo Apna Mobile Dikhana Mujhe
Pati: Vo Sher Kaha Hai Jiske Baare Men Tum Baat Kar Rahi Thi?