JOKES WALI SHAYARI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Jito: Beta Tum To Padhane Men Bade Hoshiyar Ho Fir Tution Wale Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?
Pappu: Maa Tum Bhi To Ghar Ka Kaam Karne Men Hoshiyar Ho Fir Kaam Wali Bai Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?
Fir Kya... De Chappal... De Chappal

Pappu Ke Pados Wali At Ne Pappu Se Puchha
"Aur Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?"
Pappu: At Main Sintist Hu
At: Are Wah Kya Banate Ho Tum?
Pappu: Baithebathe Aison Ko Karban Dioxide Men Badalata Hu

Pappu (Ek Ladki Se): Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Ladaki: Kyon Bataun? Main Tumhen Jaanti Tak Nahin
Pappu: Mat Batao Main Kaunsa Tumhen Apani Bm Men Bitha Raha Hu
Ladaki: Guddi Bi.Com Sekand Ear Samne Wali Gali Men Sidhe Hath Ki Taraf Chauthe Nambar Par Ghar Hai Mera 32/Bi Ghar Men Ek Chhota Bhai Aur Mammipapa Hain Tution Ka Time Sham 6 Se 8A
Pappu: Oke Jis Din Bm Kharid Lunga Us Din Jarur Bithaunga

Banti: Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Men Kyon Rakha Jata Hai?
Pappu: Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki... Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai

Adhyapika: Beta Uttar Wali Sheet Par Sabse Pahle Kya Likhna Chahiye?
Pappu: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Uttar Kalpnik Hain Jinka Kisi Bhi Buk Se Koi Sambandh Nahin Hai

Garmiyaan A Gayi Hain
Biviyan Mayke Jane Wali Hain
Koi Sahi Kah Raha Hai "Achche Din Aane Wale Hain"