KAAMCHOR JOKES IN HINDI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pahle Dil Ki Suno Fir Dimaag Se Kaam Lo!
Aur Aakhir Me Majbur Hokar
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Wahi Karo Jo Tumhari Bivi Chahati Hai!

Chor (Banduk Tante Hue) Bola: "Jindagi Chahte Ho To Apna Pers Mere Hawale Kar Do
Pathan: Ye Lo
Chor: Kitne Murkh Ho Tum Meri Banduk Me To Goli Hi Nahin Thi
Pathan: Aur Mere Pers Me Bhi Kahan Rupaye The

Santa Banta Se: Tum Is Offis Men Kab Se Kaam Kar Rahe Ho?
Banta: Jab Se Bos Ne Mujhe Naukari Se Nikalne Ki Dhamki Di Hai

Jito (Gusse Men): Main Puchti Hu Ki Aisa Chor Naukar Kyon Rakha?
Santa: Kyon Kya Hua?
Jito: Hona Kya Tha Aap Parson Hotal Se Jo Chandi Ki Plet Chura Ke Laye The Vo Isne Gayab Kar Di

Chor (Banduk Tante Hue Santa Se): Jindagi Chahte Ho To Apna Pers Mere Hawale Kar Do
Santa: Yah Lo
Chor: Kitne Murkh Ho Tum Meri Banduk Me To Goli Hi Nahi Thi Ha..Ha...Ha
Santa: Aur Mere Pers Men Bhi Kahan Rupaye The Ho..Ho..Ho..A

Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo Usko Kal Tak Hi Rakho,
Kya Pata Us Kaam Ko Karne Ki Zarurat Hi Na Pade!