KAMINEY YAAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Banta: Yaar Santa Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhare Aakhon Ke Samne Hain Fir Bhi Pahunch Se Door Hai?
Santa: Yaar Vo Hamari 'Padosan'a

Santa: Yaar Main Do Mushkilon Me Fas Gaya Hu!
Banta: Vo Kaise?
Santa: Bivi Mekap Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahin Hota Aur N Kare To Biwi Bardasht Nahin Hoti!

Banti: Yaar Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai?
Pappu: Ha Bilkul Kar Sakta Hai
Banti: Kaun?
Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Papa Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Halat Hone Wali Hai

Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Rocket Chhoda To Sidha Suraj Se Takra Gaya
Banti: Fir Kya Hua?
Pappu: Fir Meri Pitai Hui
Banti: Kisne Pita?
Pappu: Suraj Ki Mammi Ne Yaar

Santa Langadata Hua Ja Raha Tha Aur Usake Kapade Fate Hue The
Banta Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Bhai? Yah Halat Kaise Hui Tumhari?
Santa: Kya Bataun Yaar Bivi Ko Mujhe Pitwane Ki Na Tarkib Sujhi Thi!
Banta: Kaisi Tarkib?
Santa: Bivi Ne Mujhe Jhadu Kharidne Bheja Tha Vapas A Raha Tha To Bijepi Karyakartaon Ne Mujhe 'Aap' Ka Karyakarta Samajh Liya!

Banti: Yaar Apne Aap Par Sab Se Jyada Garv Kab Mahsus Hota Hai?
Pappu: Jab Egjaam Men Kuchh Nahin Aata Aur Pichhe Se Techer Aakar Bolti Hai "Copy Chhupa Lo Piche Wala Dekh Raha Hai" Kasam Se Garv Se Sina Chauda Ho Jata Hai