KHABAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pappu Ka Accident Ho Gaya Banti Uski Khabar Lene Gaya Aur Bola
"Bhai Jab Kar Ladki Chala Rahi Thi To Tumhen Sadak Se Dur Chalnaa Chaahiye Tha"
Pappu: Kaun Si Sadak Yaar Main To Park Men Baitha Hua Tha

Banta: Tum Akhbaar Padhte Samay Apni Naak Par Rumaal Kyon Rakhe Hue The?
Santa: Main Basi Khabar Padh Raha Tha

Pulis Santa Ke Ghar Ki Talashi Lene Pahunche Aur Kaha "Hamen Khabar Mili Hai Ki Tumhare Ghar Men Visfotak Samagri Hai"
Santa Ne Jawab Diya "Ha Khabar To Pakki Hai Lekin
Vo Abhi Mayke Gayi Hai"

Khabar Hai Ki 2005 Se Pahle Ke Noton Ko Badalne Ki Tarikh 31 Disambar Tak Tay Ki Gayi Hai
2005 Se Pahle Ki Biwiyon Ko Badalne Ki Koi Skim Nahi Hai Kya?

Aaj Ki Taja Khabar:

Ek Pathan Ne Bivi Ki Mohabbat Men 'Nasavar' Chhod Di
Aur Tin Din Bad /> Dimag Kharab Hone Ki Vajah Se 'Bivi' Chhod Di