KHANA PEENA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pati: Ofis Jane Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Tha Aur Patni Khana Paka Rahi Thi
Pati (Gusse Men) Bola: Aji Main Kahta Hu Ki Khana Kab Taiyar Hoga?
Patni: Do Ghante Se Kah To Rahi Hu Ki 10 Minat Men Taiyar Ho Jayega

Pati: Kya Aaj Khana Banaya Hai?
Patni: Nahin Main Gir Gai Thi Aur Lag Gai?
Pati (Aashchary) Se: Kahan Gir Gai Thi Aur Kaha Lag Gai Thi?
Patni: Palang Pe Gir Gai Thi Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi