KILLING JOKE JANA YOUTUBE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pati: Kal Time Par Offis Jana Hai Subah Jaldi Utha Dena
Patni: Utha Dungi Agar Main Jaldi Uth Saki
Pati: Main Bhagwan Se Dua Karta Hu Ki Wo Tujhe Jaldi Uthaye

Pathan: Begam Aaj 4 Baje Kutton Ki Dauda Hai Mainne Vahan Jana Hai
Salma: Aap Bhi N Bas Rahne Do Chala Jata Nahi Bade Aaye Daud Lagane

Pati Ghar Se Nikalate Vakt:
Patni: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
Pati: Jaan Dene
Patni: Sath Men Ek Thaili Lekar Jana
Pati: Kyon?
Patni: Irada Agar Badal Gaya To Aate Aate 2 Kilo Pyaaj Lete Aana