KUMBH MELA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Mela Ghumane Le Gaya Mele Men Ek Chitrakar Unke Paas Aaya Aur Bola
"Sar Madam Ki Tasvir Banva Lijiye Aisi Tasvir Banaunga Jo Bol Uthegi"
Aadmi: Nahin Banvani Sale!Pahle Hi To Iski Kichkich Khatam Nahi Hoti Tasvir Bhi Bolegi To Kaha Jaunga Main?

Kumbh Mela Najdik Aa Raha Hain Sadhuon Ki Sankhya Mat Badhaiye
Apane Patiyon Ko Pareshan Mat Kijiye Unhen Pyaar Se Rakhiye
~ Nasik Mahanagar Palika