LADAI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pappu Aur Uski Garlfrend Ke Bich Men Ladai Ho Rahi Thi
Garlfrend: Kamine Main Tere Kapde Faad Dungi
Pappu: Dekh Ab Tu Serius Ladai Men Romantic Baat Mat Kar

Techer: Class Me Ladai Kyon Nahi Karni Chahiye?
Pappu: Kyonki Pata Nahi Egjaam Men Kiske Piche Baithana Pad Jaaye

Santa Aur Jeeto Men Ladai Ho Gayi Aur Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya! Jab Raat Hui Santa Ne Ghar Par Fhon Kiya "Khane Men Kya Hai?"
Jito: Jahar!
Santa: Main Der Se Aaunga Tum Khakar So Jana!