MAHILA MANDAL JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Nashe Me Dhut Ek Sharabi Ne Raat Ke Do Baje Ek Makaan Ki Ghanti Baji
Khidki Khuli Aur Usse Jhaankte Hue Ek Mahila Chillai: Bhag Yahan Se Lafanga Kahi Ka Yah Tera Ghar Nahi Hai
Sharabi Budbudaya: Kamal Hai! Andaaz To Hubhu Meri Bibi Jaisa Hi Hai

Ek Bar Adalat Men Pati Par Patni Dwara Jaanleva Humle Ka Ek Kes Chal Raha Tha! Jaj Ne Chashmadid Gavah Se Pucha "Aapne Dekha Ki Yah Mahila Apne Pati Par Jaanleva Hamla Kar Rahi Hai To Aapne Kya Kiya?"
Gavah: Me Lard! Maine Usi Vakt Apani Mangetar Ko Fon Lagaya Aur Kaha Ki Maine Jivan Men Kabhi Bhi Shadi Na Karne Ka Faisla Liya Hai

Adhyapak: Aisi Kisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai Magar Fir Bhi Vo Vahan Par Nahin Ja Sakte?
Pappu: Sar Ji Mahila Shauchalay

Pulis: Madam Aap Bahut Bahadur Hain Aap Ne Daku Ko Bahut Mara
Mahila: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Wo Bechara Daku Hai Main To Samjhi Ki Mera Shahar Hai Der Se Ghar Aaya Hai