MINI JOKE CONDOMS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Mini: Main Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur Uske Sath Bhag Rahi Hu
Banta: Are Vah Bahut Badhiya Mere Paas Aur Samay Donon Bach Gae
Mini: Papa Main Chitthi Padh Rahi Hun Jo Mammi Rakhkar Gayi Hai

Mini: Mere Chehare Par Bahut Dane Nikal Rahe Hain
Pappu: Tab To Tum Kesar Ka Chalta Firta Srot Ho
Mini: Vo Kaise?
Pappu: Tumne Suna Nahin 'Danedane Men Kesar Ka Dam'a

Mini: Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga
Mini: Par Kyon?
Pappu: Tere Chakkar Men Udhari Itani Ho Gayi Hai Ki Jina Mushkil Hai