MOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Daughter-in-law: Mom, is my nose flat?
Mother in law: No Baby!
Daughter-in-law: Am I fat like a Baby Elephant?
Mother-in-law: You have a fine physique, you're like a Barbie Doll.
Daughter-in-law: Am I dark-complexioned?
Mother-in-law: No no, you are so fair.
Daughter-in-law: Then why people tell me that you look exactly like your mother-in-law?
Mother-in-law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... Kidaan Bakwaas Kardi ae!

A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother:
"Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls."

Jeeto sent a note back:
"Please advise solution, father has same problem!"