MOTHER JOKES DIRTY ONE LINERS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa and Banta met in the street.
Banta: Where are you coming from?
Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law.
Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face?
Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!

Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save?
Santa: Of course, the tiger.
Banta: But why?
Santa: Very few are left!