MUCH TOLD JOKE CROSSWORD JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?

Banta Ne Hazaamat Ki Dukan Kholi Ek Grahak Shev Karane Aaya
Banta: Much Rakhni Hai?
Grahak: Han
Banta Ne Grahak Ki Much Kaat Kar Usake Hath Men Dete Hue: Lo Rakh Lo Jahan Rakhni Hai