PATHAN JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Aaj Subah Se Mere Sir Men Aur Pet Men Dard Ho Raha Hai
Doctor: Koi Baat Nahin Yah Lo Ek Goli Pet Dard Ke Liye Aur Ek Sir Dard Ke Liye Donon Abhi Kha Lo
Pathan: Lekin Doctor Sahab Khane Ke Baad Goliyon Ko Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Kisko Kis Taraf Jana Hai?

Santa Banta Aur Pathan Pariksha Ke Bad Tinon Ek Dusre Bate Kar Rahe The
Pathan: Yaar Mujhe Kuchh Nahin Aata Tha Maine Paper Khali Chhod Diya Hai
Banta: Maine Bhi
Santa: Kya Yaar Madam Sochegi Hamne 'Nakal' Ki Hai

Pathan Khasi Ki Davai Lene Doctor Ke Paas Gaya
Doctor: Yah Davai 2 Chammach Subah 2 Chammach Dophar Aur 2 Chammach Raat Ko 3 Din Tak Lena
Pathan: Apna Davai Apne Paas Rakho Aise To Hamare Ghar Ke Sare Chammach Hi Khatm Ho Jayenge

Banta: Priye Savera Ho Gaya Jago!
Pathan: Begam Chand Dhal Gaya Jago!
Viliyam: Darling Its Morning Ples Get Up!
Santa: Sohanon Ut Jao Tatti-Satti Nahin Karni?

Bhavishyafal Padhte Hue Banti Ne Pappu Se Puchha: Tumhara Kya Vichar Hai Is Bhavishyafal Ke Bare Men?
Pappu: Maine Pichhle Hafte Padha Tha Ki Is Mah Apane Saath Aisi Kuch Ghatna Hogi Jisse Aapki Bolti Band Ho Jayegi
Banti: To Kya Fir Vaisi Koi Ghatna Hui?
Pappu: Ha Mera Mobile Gum Ho Gaya

Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola
"Doctor Sahab Bukhar Aa Raha Hai"
Doctor(Nabj Pakad Kar): Ha Bukhar To Hai Main Davai Likh Deta Hu
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna
Doctor Ne Use Ghur Kar Dekha Aur Fir Davai Likhne Laga
Pathan Fir Bola "Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna"
Doctor Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Bola "To Kya Sale Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Du"