PATHAN JOKES IN URDU 2017 JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pathan Aur Sindhi Apas Men Baten Kar Rahe The
Sindhi: Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?
Pathan: Yaar Bachpan Men... Main Bahut Takatwar Tha
Sindhi: Achchha... Vo Kaise?
Pathan: Ammi Kahti Hai Bachpan Men Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sir Par Utha Leta Tha

Pathan Tren Ki Tikat Le Raha Tha
Pathan: Bachchon Ka Aadha Ticket Lagta Hai N?
Buking Klark: Ha Agar 12 Se Kam Hain To
Pathan: Ha Bhai Mere To Abhi 5 Hi Hain

Sindhi: Suna Hai Tumhen Naukari Se Nikaal Diya
Pathan: Ha Un Logon Ne Mere Upar Chori Ka Ilzam Laga Diya Tha
Sindhi: Are To Tumhen Kahna Chahiye Tha Ki Sabit Karke Dikhaye
Pathan: Kaha Tha
Sindhi: Fir?
Pathan: Unhone Sabit Kar Diya

Pathan: Yaar Tum Jaante Ho Maine Tin Shadiyan Ki Par Tinon Biviyan Mar Gai Samajh Men Nahin Aata Ki Main Kya Karun?
Sindhi: Bas Ab Aurat Jaat Par Raham Kar

Ek Pathan Sicil Par Badi Teji Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Ek Budhe Se Tk‍Kar Ho Gai Aur Donon Gir Pade
Budha Fauran Utha Aur Pathan Ko Ek Rupaye Ka Sikka Dene Laga
Pathan: Ye Kyon De Rahe Hain Aap Mujhe?
Budha: Le Lo Beta! Andho Ko Bhikh Dena Bade Punya Ka Kam Hota Hai

Jindagi Ke 8 Hisse Hote Hai...
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2) Khel
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3) Masti
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