PINE NUT JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Banta: Aajkal Tum N Cigrett Pine Se Rokti Ho N Sharab Pine Se Sab Shikaayaten Khatm Ho Gayi Kya?
Prito: Jab Fayda Dikh Raha Ho To Shikaayaten Band Ho Jaati Hain
Banta: Fayda Kya Fayda?
Prito: Vo LIC Wala Aaya Tha Bata Raha Tha Mujhe Kya Kya Fayda Hoga

Daru Aur Sigaret Pine Wala Insan Kabhi Matlabi Nahin Hota!
Kyonki Jise Apane Sharir Se Hi Matlab Nahin Wo Bhala Kisi Ke Bare Men Kaise Bura Soch Sakta Hai

Pappu (Doctor Se): Kya Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai?
Doctor: Han Hota Hai
Pappu: Yaar Aapko Doctor Kisne Bana Diya?
Doctor: Kyon Kya Hua?
Pappu: Agar Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kala Kyon Hota Hai?