RAJA AUR RANI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai Ka Modern Varjin:
Patni Ghar Ki Rani Hai;
Karti Apni Manmani Hai;
Kam Batao Chidh Jayegi;
Shopping Karao Khil Jayegi

Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai
Ab Pesh Hai Naye Andaz Men:

Patni Ghar Ki Rani Hai
Karti Apni Manmani Hai
Kam Batao To Chidh Jayegi
Shopping Karao To Khil Jayegi

Banta Ki Patni Banta Ko Awaaj Dekar "Aji Jaldi Aao Dekho Mata Ji Gir Gai Hai"
Banta: Are Ma Kya Hua? Patni Se Madad Mangte Hue "Chalo Ham Donon Milkar Uthate Hain"
Patni: Kyon Donon Milkar Kyon? 'Radhe Maa' Ko To Akele Uthakar Naach Rahe The

Bevkuf Bivi Apne Pati Ko Gulam Bana Kar Rakhti Hai Aur Khud Gulaam Ki Bivi Kahlati Hai;
Aur Samjhdar Bivi Apne Pati Ko Raja Bana Kar Rakhti Hai Aur Khud Usaki Rani Bankar Rahati Hai