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Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?
Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!

Santa Jito Se: Yah Sabji Tumne Banai Hai Iska Naam Kya Hai?
Jito: Kyon Puch Rahe Ho?
Santa: Kyonki Aspatal Men Mujhse Bhi Puchenge Ki Maine Kya Khaya Tha?

Santa (Naukar Se) Bola: Ja Ek Chay Lekker A
Naukar: Paise To Dijiye Malik
Santa: Har Roj Deta Hu Aaj Bina Paise Ke Lekker A
Naukar Ne Khali Kap Lakar Rakh Diya
Santa Ne Jab Dekha To Kaha: Are Yah Kap To Khali Hai
Naukar: Malik Roj Bhara Pite Ho Aaj Khali Hi Sahi

Banta: Yaar Santa Mainne Tumhen Latter Par Chipakane Ke Liye Tikat Kharidne Ke Liye Paise Diye The Fir Tu Ye Paise Mujhe Vapas Kyon Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: O Yaar Main Jab Letter Post Karne Post Box Pe Gaya To Waha Koi Tha Hi Nahin Aur Kisi Ne Mujhe Dekha Hi Nahin Ki Maine Bina Tikat Hi Letter Post Kar Diya

Jito: Aap Jo Mujhe Naam Lekar Bulate Hain Iss Karan Bachche Bhi Mujhe Naam Lekar Bulane Lage Hain
Santa: Achchha! Kal Se Main Tumhen Mammi Kahkar Bulaunga

Santa: Ye Kele Kaise Diye?
Dukandar: Do Rupaye Ka Ek!
Santa: 1 Rupaye Men Doge?
Dukandar: 1 Rupaye Men To Sirf Chhilka Hi Milega!
Santa: Le 1 Rupya Le Chhilka Rakh Aur Kela Dede!