SHADI JOKES SMS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Shadi Se Pahle: Aaja Piya Tohe Pyar Dun
Shadi Ke Baad: Aaja Piya Tohe Mar Dun

Dusari Shadi Karne Ke 4 Tarike
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kamine Bahut Speed Men Niche Aa Ho; Pahle Ek Shadi Ko To Handal Kar Lo

Patni: Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Pranshaniy Naamon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Rabdi Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?
Pati: Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Taji Rahegi?

Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha "Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Prashansniy Namon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Basundi Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?"
Pati Ne Kaha "Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Tajai Rahegi"

Shadi Kya Hoti Hai Ye Samjhane Ke Liye Ek Vaigyanik Ne Shaadi Kar Li
Ab Usko Samajh Nahin Aa Raha Ki Vigyan Kya Hota Hai