Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn't you give her the road? Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Pappu: Both 'Happy' and 'Lucky' proposed to Guddi. Bunty: I wonder who's the lucky one? Pappu: It's too soon to say yet, but she accepted 'Happy'!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes