WAITER JOKE SPOON JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Waiter brings the bill.
Alia Bhatt: Yeh Kisi Aur Ka Bill Ley Aaye Kya Aap?
Waiter: Kyon M'am, Yeh Aapka Hi Bill Hai.
Alia Bhatt: Arre... Lekin Maine VAT Aur Service Tax To Order Hi Nahi Kiya Tha!

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpentine!

A Starbucks opened in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona?
Customer: Latte?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo?
Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino.
Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahut cuppa Hain.
Customer: Ek Mocca Hona.
Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo?
Starbucks closed!