Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly, what would you be left with? Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Santa: My grandmother died on her ninety-second birthday. Banta: That's a long life. But how did she die? Any ailment? Santa: No illness. She passed away when we were only halfway through giving her the birthday bumps!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: What is your favourite memory when you were unmarried? Santa: Not being scared of sales!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class. Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.23 Aug 2008Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes