WHAT JOKES TO ASK SIRI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!

Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!

Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Pappu: Mice.
Teacher: Good. Now what is the plural of baby?
Pappu: Twins.

Rajnikanth knows what women really want.

Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.

Wife: Wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: Oh.. Jaan.. Love u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.