WHY WERE JOKES USED JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!

Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!

Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat?
Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!

Santa: Good evening! Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week.
Banta: I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine. Were you wanting it?
Santa: Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it!

Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!

Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!