WIFE JOKES DIRTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?

Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.
Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.
Wife: Woh Kyon?
Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!

Shortest Murder Story:
Wife: Sunte Ho...
Husband: Nahi!