YAAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa: Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade "I Lov U" Ke Masaj A Rahe Hain Kya Baat Hai?
Banta: A Kuchh Nahin Yaar Apni Aisi Kismat Kaha Aaj Bivi Ka Mobile Laya Hu

Yaar, such a show off Pyaaz is. Main 'batata' hoon!
~ Potato

Santa: Yaar Jab Main Maru To Mere Matam Par Samne Wale Padosiyon Ko Jarur Bulana
Banta: Kyon?
Santa: Yaar Us Ghar Ki Auraten Laash Se Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hain

Buhut Ho Gayi Kulfi Yaar;
Ab ki Baar...
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Chocobar!
Modi Sarkaar Ban Chuki, Abb Garmi se Bachne ka Fikar Karo!

Santa Aur Banta Sath Men Kahin Ja Rahe The Ek Ladki Pas Se Nikali
Banta: Wah Yaar! Kya Maal Hai
Santa: Are Yaar Mal Se Yaad Aaya Bhabhi Kaisi Hai?

Banta: Yaar Main Do Baar Tere Restorent Men Aaya Par Donon Bar Tala Laga Hua Tha
Santa: Tu Lanch Time Men Aaya Hoga Us Samay Ham Khana Khane Ghar Chale Jaate Hain!