Q: what's a sign that your sled dog may not be an iditarod winner? a: its collar doubles as its medic alert bracelet.26 Oct 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q. why did the lion loose at poker? a. because he was playing with a cheetah20 Oct 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what do you call a lion with chicken pox? a: a dotted lion.14 Oct 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert? a: a chameleon.08 Oct 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? a: a dandy lion02 Oct 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what job does a lion do at a newspaper? a: run the lionotype machine!26 Sep 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: why did the lions eat the preacher? a: because he told them that they must put away their pride!20 Sep 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? a: a tiger has the mane part missing08 Sep 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: how do you take a lion's temperature? a: very carefully!02 Sep 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: why don't lions like fast food? a: because they can't catch it!21 Aug 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion? a: i would rather have a tiger eat a lion.15 Aug 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: how much does a lion trainer have to know? a: more than the lion!09 Aug 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for working with his lions? a: he wanted to take 'pride' in his appearence!03 Aug 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what do you call a cat with a lions roar? a: kitty perry.22 Jul 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: why didn't the lion eat the detective? a: because he was under cover.10 Jul 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q : how does a lion stop a video? a : he presses paws (pause).04 Jul 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
A lion would never cheat on his wife. but a tiger wood. are you from narnia? 'coz you sure make my lion roar. don't tell me a funny lion joke or i'll puma pants. don't listen to him, he's lion.28 Jun 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: how can you tell a vampire likes baseball? a: every night he turns into a bat.16 Jun 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: how do you write a book about bats? a: with a ghostwriter.10 Jun 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: did you hear about the two bats meeting? a: it was love at first bite!04 Jun 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? a: blood-thirsty hacker baby29 May 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: why did the vampire need mouthwash? a: because he had bat breath.23 May 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: how do bats tell their future? a: they read their horrorscope.11 May 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >
Q: what is the first thing that bats learn at school? a: the alphabat.05 May 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes div >