DIVORCE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Sending you this text may be the biggest mistake of my life after our divorce. but if i don’t, you will never know how i feel i miss you.

Even though our marriage crumbled apart like a cookie, the crumbs that signify the precious memories will always be sweet. i miss you.

Marriage was easy, divorce wasn’t. moving on was easy, but missing you isn’t.

I never knew that i would be saying i hate you and i miss you to the same person, who was once my husband.

There is nothing that can change the fact that we are now divorced and separated. but there is something that changed how i used to hate you. i miss you.

Missing my ex-husband is a feeling that conflicts with my reality. in fact, it is such a strong feeling that it often makes me question my reality.

Our marriage my life’s most beautiful memory and worst nightmare at the same time. i miss you.

Over the years that have gone by after our divorce, i have realized that my heart has no room for any more hatred but there is still some space left for forgiveness. i miss you.

You are not the only person i miss. i also miss the person that i was when you were around. i miss you.

We loved, we argued, we cried, we fought, we divorced i wouldn’t change a thing. i miss you.

It hurts to think that our marriage did not work out. but it hurts more to realize that i can’t stop missing you.

If there is one advice i can offer all the newly divorced men out there it would be never expect a piece of paper to help you emotionally separate from the woman with whom you once shared your life, dreams and destiny. i miss you.

Our marriage wasn’t a mistake. it was something that just wasn’t meant to be. regret isn’t going to help me move on accepting the fact that i still miss you brings solace to my broken heart at least our love was real. i miss you.

Sometimes i sit and wonder when i look outside my window, how my marriage with a wonderful man came to a crumbling end. life can sometimes be so amazing and sometimes so cruel. but it is what it is and we must all move on. i miss you.

We will never be able to get back together, but for the sake of our children let’s build bridges so that we don’t move further apart. i miss you.

There are some people who come into your life and wreck it apart. even then you miss them because the love was more intense than the wreckage. in my life, that person is you. i miss you.

My heart still thinks that our marriage ought to be given a second chance but my mind knows that it will never work out. while my heart and mind battle it out until my last breath, i just want to let you know that i miss you.

I love to hate you. i hate that i loved you. but i still miss you.

We have both moved on in life. but let’s not forget where we came from. i miss you.

Your memories rouse a sweet melancholy of things that should have been and of the things that will never be. i miss you.

Hope has been replaced by despair, my life can never be the same again. no matter how hard i try, happiness will be replaced by pain. i am so confused right now, i don’t know what to do. i don’t want you back in my life, but sometimes i still miss you.

You hated me for what i did, not for who i was. but i will always respect you for what you were and the person that you are yet to be. i miss you.

Our marriage wasn’t the biggest mistake of my life. it was a wonderful journey which was brought to an abrupt end by fate and destiny. i miss you.

Different jobs, different homes, different suburbs, different routines, different lives everything between us has changed except one thing we have same history. i miss you.

Never is a word that i have removed from my vocabulary on the day that i realized that never thinking about you again was just not possible. i miss you.

I miss you, even though you are the only person in the whole world who i hate more than i love.

Weeks, months and years have gone by since the day we signed those divorce papers. but the memory of our marriage still lingers around in my mind like a scented vapor. i miss you.

I will never try to push you out of my life completely because i would never want that. our marriage was, is, and always will be something that i will never regret. i miss you.

Divorce broke my heart, life has driven us apart. i am now your ex-wife, but i miss you sometimes because you were once my entire life.

If there is one advice i can offer all the newly divorced men out there it would be never expect a piece of paper to help you emotionally separate from the woman with whom you once shared your life, dreams and destiny. i miss you.