Things I didn't learn while in school: How to: Pay bills Buy a house Make both ends meet! 06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Delhi University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
In exams, we Look up for inspiration; Look down in desperation; And left and right for information!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. 06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs. 06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Sleep is my drug; My bed is my dealer; My alarm is a cop; And my school is the jail!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
During an exam, people; Look up for inspiration; Down for devastation; And left and right for information!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Everything is beautiful depending on the situation. A school bell sounds irritating in the morning; But the same sounds melodious at the end of the day!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
When your adult relatives ask you about your examination result, ask them about their salary!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Life in School: Most irritating moment: Morning alarm Most dreadful journey: Way to class Most tragic moment: Surprise test in 1st period Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Dear Maths, I liked you, until you hooked up with the alphabets! Sincerely, Student!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
With every wrong answer that I write in my exam... my future honeymoon tends to shift from Mauritius to Mahabaleshwar!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
One of the best misconception in school/college life: . . . . . Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, And Civil Engineers build targets!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Why do they call them final exams if they just keep happening?06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
The funniest situation in student life: When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, "Please cover your answer sheets"!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Exams are like Girl Friends: Too Many Questions. Difficult to Understand. More Explanation is Needed. Result is always FAILURE!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition! 06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Exam rules by Newton: Half of what you read is waste; Half of the rest you don't understand; Half of what you understand you won't remember; And the half of what you remember is never asked!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Me in class: I'll finish this at home. Me at home: I'll finish this in class!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Murder of English: A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said: "Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Tit for Tat: In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know. So I give them answers which they don't know!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >
Student Service Announcement: If class is not a place to sleep; . . . . . . Then home is not a place to study!06 Jan 2018English JokesEducation Jokes div >