EDUCATION JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Most mathematicians don't realize, there's an easy way to round Pi. Just add an "e".

In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. One of the elephants says: 'Look guys, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!'

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

Are you an overdue book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!

Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;
But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

Attitude during Board Exams:
They gave me the questions which I didn't know;
So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...

With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!

I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!

I hate Maths but I love counting money.

Misery of a teacher:
I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. But I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working.

A boy was travelling in a bus. Suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her.
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: MBA; and you?
Girl (smilingly): B.Tech
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Moral: Always think about studies. Keep calm & study hard.

Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!
Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?

School is like riding a roller coaster.
When it starts, you want it to stop;
But when it stops, you want it to start again.

I don't hate school.
I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning.

S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

It doesn't matter if I go to bed at 9:00 pm or 2:00 am. When I wake up early for school tomorrow, I'll be tired either way.

Newton's wife: How am I looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
Wife: huh?
Newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin C = 1/cos c = sec c
Naughty Newton

School is a jail;
Classes are the cells;
Teachers are the security guards;
And we are the prisoners.

When did Maths get ruined?
When the Satan said, "Put the alphabets in Maths".

How to identify Students?
1: Stressed
2: Depressed
3: Well Dressed

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55
One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39
Petrol has increased to Rs 72
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Thank God! Passing marks are still 35!

When your teacher says "GET OUT", it means you've won the argument!

Class rooms are like train
1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
Reserved For VIP
Middle two are 'General Compartment.
And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;
Milk has increased to Rs 40;
And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
Thank God!
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Passing Marks are still 35!

Dear Math,
You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!
Sincerely,
Students.

5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.
10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.
Who f**ked the calculations!

Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...
Just find that woman!

If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!