FACEBOOK JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!

If a person changes its relationship status more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!

There exists a paradise where...
All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving,
All parents are respected and all children are angels,
All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,
All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are being rejoiced.
That place is called...





Facebook!

My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!

After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, "if you know this girl your childhood was awesome"!

Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!

May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!

Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!

When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!

I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.
Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!

Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you!

Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go out without updating it on Facebook!

Now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!

I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I signed-up for facebook account, and I'm over it!

It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!

Some people are so fake that they should have two Facebook accounts, one for each face!

Did you know?
You can fly from any airport without announcing it on Facebook!

Waqt Bahout Keemti Hai, Islliye Apna Nahi Dusro Ka Barbaad Karein.
~ Mark Zuckerberg