FLIRT JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Life is 4 living, i live mine 4 u!
luv is 4 giving, i give mine 2 u!
dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 u!
heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 u!

If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. u may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. i may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. earth wants water, flower wants dew, i want nothing but a smile from u.

I've seen angels in the sky, i've seen snow fall in july, i've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, but i still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Hello!! what's wrong with your mobile?
tried so many times but every time i call it says: the subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
i love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.

I know you think i'm cute, i know you think i'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

U r as sweet as bailey, as strong as tequila, as warm as cognac, as exotic as malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as champagne. i'm simply drunk on u.

The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like me without u!

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

U luk sweet when u read my message. u luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. u luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. so, try to look sweetest.

Don't send any messages, i don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from sweets.

All i wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. all i wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. all i ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. all i ever wanted was sum1 like u.

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately i do not fit on it.

Touch my heart & u'll feel,
listen to my heart & u'll hear,
look into my heart & u'll see,
that u'll always be a special part of me.

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive sms from me!

Sometimes i wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then i remember your face and i'm ready for war.

I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile. i cherish ur ways, i adore ur style. what can i say? u r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!

Walk with me when your hearts needs company;
take my hand when you feel all alone;
turn to me when you need someone to lean on;
because i'm the one you can always depend on!

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u've said, i luv u! all i care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. so many good things come in pair & one of those things is me n you!

One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. so dear u must stop eating sweets as u r already a sweetehart!

I think you are very careless! u come & leave things behind! see now what u have left? u just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Even if i had 1 wish... i wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz i don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

Do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer i would be?

Kissing you baby is my dream. i'm the strawberry & u r the cream. handle me gently keep me real keen. u & i together babes is passion so extreme!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. so, would you smile for me?

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
to be in ur arms, i can't wait any longer.
look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
day & night my thoughts r of u.