Don't you hate it when someone says `omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly? i'm sorry, i'll stop doing that!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
I believe in karma which means i can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
This morning i called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Sorry if i didn't reply to your text, i wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. no one is without their phone for hours!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Finally, i have figured out the reason that why i look so bad in photos. . . . . . . . . . it's my face!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
i don't hate you. i just don't like the fact that you exist!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Mirrors don't lie. lucky for some, they don't laugh either!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
I don't hate you i just don't like the fact that you exist!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Most people have 5 senses. but you are blessed with 6 senses and that extra sense is... . . . . . . . . . . non - sense!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions! 29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
I was going to give you a nasty look... but i see you already have one!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
If you are ugly, you are ugly. there is nothing like inner beauty. do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?02 Oct 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!05 Sep 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Some people are like slinkies... they are really good for nothing. but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!21 Jul 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Don't think you are useless. though you are but don't think about that!09 Apr 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me, . . . . . . . . i'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!09 Apr 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Ever look at someone and think, "why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?"09 Apr 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
“wat is mobile?” . . . ? ? r u luking 4 answer? ye haath me kya lauda pakda hai? kaise kCaAise namune uparwale ne banaaye hai?09 Apr 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
The only99d gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. if you can't stop it, you must laugh at it; and if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it!09 Apr 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Get bad grades, family will insult you.Get good grades, buddies will insult you.09 Apr 2020English JokesInsults Jokes div >
I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!13 Mar 2018English JokesInsults Jokes div >
I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk! 13 Mar 2018English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!05 Mar 2018English JokesInsults Jokes div >
Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now. 06 Jan 2018English JokesInsults Jokes div >
I'll make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.06 Jan 2018English JokesInsults Jokes div >