I wish you could be ugly for one day. . . . . . . because being it every day is really sad!15 Jul 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
Boy: if you do not marry me, i will die for sure. girl: why will you die? there are so many beautiful girls in this world. you can marry one. boy: when a girl like you rejects me, how can i think of a beautiful girl! 15 Jul 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
Always remember you are someone's reason to smile. . . . . . because you are a joke!02 Feb 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
If i wanted to kill myself i'd climb your ego and jump to your iq!11 Jan 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
I was going to give you a nasty look; but i see you already have one!09 Jan 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
Sometimes i tell people i'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!09 Jan 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think i am ignoring you, i am!09 Jan 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
Sometimes i wish i was an octopus so i could slap 8 people at once!09 Jan 2021English JokesInsults Jokes
You're silly you're sil you're s you're you y you you're you're s you're sti you're still you're still si you're still silly!30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
A good way to decompress is to close your eyes, breathe in through the nose, exhale through the mouth and visualize slapping an idiot! 30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer. you can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
The more i know people, the more i know why god created the middle finger!30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
I love everybody. some i love to be around, some i love to avoid; . . . . . . and others i would love to punch in the face!30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Sometimes i feel if elon musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
You should do two things in the morning... 1. pray to god so you can live 2. have a shower so others can live!30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Some people look good in photos but not in real life. some people look good in real life but not in photos. i am none of them!30 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
There's nothing like inner beauty. if you're ugly, you're ugly. that's it!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
I believe in karma which means i can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
You should pull weird faces in photos, because sometimes... . . . . . . . . . . it's better to look ugly on purpose!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Sorry if i didn't reply to your text, i wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Of course you have no regrets. regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
I was taught to think before i act. so when i slap you, just know that i thoroughly thought about it first!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
You know most days when i look in a mirror i feel ugly; but when i look at you, i feel lucky!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Finally, i have figured out the reason that why i look so bad in photos. . . . . . . . . . it's my face!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Most people have 5 senses. but you are blessed with 6 senses and that extra sense is... . . . . . . . . . . non - sense!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions! 29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes
I was going to give you a nasty look... but i see you already have one!29 Dec 2020English JokesInsults Jokes