Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin". Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor". Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me. Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday? Jeeto: It was too tight!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular. Preeto: How do you really claim that? Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Pinky while looking through a family album, "Doesn't dad look funny in those suspenders?" Jeeto: Yes, but he'd look a darned sight funnier without them!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner. Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish". Preeto: Why the original recipe? Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: If you think that the treatment is expensive you should see my doctor. He is very reasonable. Preeto: How's that. Jeeto: If you cannot afford the treatment he alters the reports.06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you. Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, "A scientist says that what we eat we become". Jeeto after seizing the menu, "Let's order something rich"!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated. Preeto: Is it improving? Jeeto: It's growing stronger, earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away. Now we get complaints from away off in the next building.06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: Does your husband exercise? Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist. Jeeto: Don't worry. I've been seeing our neighbour and Pappu's tutor! 06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto was having problems with her computer, so she rang tech support. The guy asked, `Do you have any window open right now?` Jeeto: Are you crazy? It's the middle of winter.06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto to instructor while learning to drive, "That little mirror up there isn't set right". Instructor: Isn't it? Jeeto: No. I can't see anything but the car behind! 06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Woman to her to neighbor, Jeeto, "I wish you would sell that dog. Yesterday my daughter had to stop her singing lesson because your dog was whining all the time". Jeeto: I'm sorry. But your daughter began it!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me. Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: What are you thinking off? Santa: Nothing. Jeeto: Oh, do take your mind off yourself!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist? Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'. Preeto: But he always dresses up well! Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto was trying to train a dog. Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning! 06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me? Santa: A second. Jeeto: What is $1000 for me? Santa: A coin. Jeeto: Ok give me a coin. Santa: Wait a second!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi, what are you doing Darling? Jeeto: I'm dying. Santa jumps with joy but types, "Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?" Jeeto: You idiot, I'm dying my hair. Santa: Bloody English Language!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Pappu was climbing a very tall tree. Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately." However, Pappu ignored her. Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room. Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?" Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk? Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'. Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so? Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >