Telling my wife that we're going out for dinner at someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready!16 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!14 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are: 1. heart attacks 2. strokes 3. gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday14 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Marriage is like a deck of cards. in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. by the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!12 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My husband just called me pretentious. i was so surprised my monocle fell out!12 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
On march 10th, 1876, alexander graham bell invented the telephone. exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls!08 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Hate your job? don't like spending long hours at work? the solution is simple, get married. you'll start loving your job!08 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. but i think it's not true, i'm sure she's irritated about the fact that i win all our arguments!04 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
I know it sounds mean but when i'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, i buy some new clothes without her approving them first!04 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. then even the truth cannot save you from losing!03 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings!03 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
When you ask your wife and she says "tumhari marzi", just remember, "nahi chalegi" is silent!03 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
During the first year of marriage, my wife thought i was dumb. but after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!31 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
The most difficult language to learn is not chinese, it's your wife's silence!31 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the amazon packages in!29 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing. when asked she said, "this is the first time i know where he is going!" 28 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are: made for each other. mad for each other. mad at each other. or maid for each other?28 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
The law of averages is all bullsh*t. i've been married for fifteen years and i haven't won an argument with my wife even once!26 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Wife: i am leaving, i'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour. husband: wait. i can change!25 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My wife completely ignores me when she watches netflix. i renewed my subscription for further 10 years!25 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Wife: i'm sorry, i was wrong. me (switches on the recorder): can you repeat? it's a historical moment of our life!24 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My wife orders from amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage!22 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Marriage is all about 'give and take'. my wife gives me advice and i take it!18 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My wife is a strong woman. she can throw a can at me from 10 meters!11 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Wife: sweetheart, you want to come to the bed? me: oh yes! wife: i was talking to the dog!09 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me: 1. i'm humorous 2. i'm handsome 3. she has bad taste04 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!03 May 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >