PJ JOKES AND CHUTKULE

B ready 2 bang ur head! wats d biggest diffrence between bus & cycle? bus stand bus ke sath nahi jata, par cycle ka stand cycle k sath jata hai…

What is the height of cruelty…. throwing your girlfriend out of window and singing ”love is in the air”…!!

Tiger-hum in discovery channel walo se bahut pareshan h monkey- q kya hua? tiger-are koi privacy nhi rahi na, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe h

A guy’s plea: “dear google, pls stop behaving like my wife. will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence b4 u start guessing & suggesting

Baba ramdev kehete hai ki achi sehat ke liye saas par control karo ab baba ko kaun samajye yahan biwi pe control to hota nahin, saas pe control kaise kare

Agar life me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye tho do min apni aankhen band karke socho ke . iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye

Plz read carefully. arz kia hai.. ae mere desh k sacche veero.. ae mere desh k sacche veero.. “any number multiplied by zero is zero”

The awkward moment: when you get home from school/college, and look at yourself in the mirror thinking, “did i really look like this all day?”

Son – dad why doesn’t the law permit us to have more than one wife..? dad – when you get married son, u will realize that the law is on our side

Main to yuhi paani ko gaur se dekh raha tha yaaro… itne me ek machhli nikal kar boli…. kaminey.. tumhare ghar me maa behan nai hai kya..?

Who is a psychiatrist? who z a psychiatrist? a qualified prsn who gvs u an xpnsive, critical analysis abt urslf, . . vich ur frndz give u “free” of cost daily..!! :-)

3 facts in this world 1: you cannot touch your all teeth with your tongue 2: after reading this 100/100 fools would try this 3: fact 1 is false

Aaj ka suvichar: duniya ka sabse acha beta har maa ke pass hota hai lekin duniya ki sabse achi biwi har padosi ke pass hoti hai

An interesting tag line on the front of t-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . excuse me ! my face is above.;-)

Hamare to saare khwab usi din choor-choor ho gaye . . jab wo ghar aayi to mummy boli- jao beta “bahen” ke liye “pepsi” le aao.

Teacher; 1″saal me kitni raten hoti hai? monu; 10″raten teacher; wo”kaise? monu; 1″shivratri aur 9″din navratri.”

Very strange but very true: dont want 2 study in govt school dont want 2 go 2 govt hospital dont want 2 travel by govt bus , but every body wants govt jobs

Balu: should i buy tickets to my children. conductor: yes only if they are above 8. balu: thank god i have only 6 children..

Old meaning of sorry “i wont do it again” new meaning of sorry, “damn i got caught, next time i need to be more careful”

Pathan ka ladka “i am a complan boy….” pathan ka ladki “i am a complan girl….” pathan : saala paida maine kiya aur naam kisi aur ka

Conductor:-bus stop aa gaya , jise utarna hai, utar jao.! girl:- 2min roko mein kapde utar rahi hu. sabhi ne piche dekha, wo kapdo wali bag utar rahi thi

Ek mandir me buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they. amitabh gaya,wo gaeb. rithik gaya,wo gaeb. akshay gaya,wo gaeb. katrina gayi, bhagwan gaeb.

Chaai(tea) ki paati aur pati(husband) mein kya similarity hai . . dono ki kismat mein ubalnaa likha hai, woh bhi aurat ke hatho

Arzzzzzzzzz kiya hain…………….. . . . . zindagi ka maksat hain sabko pakana . . . . . . . zindagi ka maksat hain sabko pakana .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “a” for apple “b” for banana

Usa- hamare dog fotball khelte he japan- hamare fish dance karte he china-hamare hathi cycle chalate he. . . . . . . . india- hamare gadhe govt. chalate he..!:-)

One day i saw a smart boy in a shop what a style what a smile what a personality what a fashion i walked near and near, omg, it was a mirror

Zindgi apni masti me jiya kar ishq bahut buri cheez hai mat kiya kr apna pura dhyan kaam ki aur mod de aur apni gf k pas mera number chhod de

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai . . . . to kutta mar jata hai apko to har baat mein twist chaiye hota hai, wo kutta hai rajnikanth nahi hai:)

Aap kya lenge sindhi 2 marwadi: “aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?” marwadi: “dono hi mangwa do” sindhi: “sunti ho? do glass pani le aana. ek freezer se aur doosra geyzer se!

Aapki dosti hame itni pasand hai jaise ullu ko raat dentist ko daat aur gadhe ko laat raja ko gaddi kutte ko haddi aur, aur naange ho chaddi