PINKY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pinky infuriated with his boyfriend's behaviour: I'd see him hanged first.
Jeeto: Just marry him. and it won't be long before he'll hang himself!

Pinky: The man I marry must be a man who is easily pleased. Guddi: Don't worry dear, that's the kind you'll get!

Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?

Pinky: I told him he mustn't see me any more.
Her friend Guddi: Well, what did he do?
Pinky: He turned off the lights!

Pinky: Yesterday I met a young man who had never kissed in his life.
Guddi: I should like to meet him.
Pinky: You're too late now!

Rani to her close friend, Pinky: Why didn't you return Balwinder's ring and presents after the break-off?
Pinky: I regard them as spoils of war taken during my first engagement!

Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?
Bunty: They're idiots.
Pinky: Then the imitation is successful!

Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?
Pinky: Come the day before, then!

Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child.
Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so?
Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years!

I wouldn't cry like that if I were you," said Jeeto to little Pinky.
"Well," said Pinky, between her sobs, "you can cry any way you like, but this is my way!"

Pinky called on Customer Care:
Customer Care: How may I help you?
Pinky: Is there any problem with your network?
Customer Care: No, what happened?
Pinky: Its been 4 hrs. and nobody has liked my DP yet.