A blonde

A blonde, wanting to earn some money,
Decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type
And started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house
And asked the owner
If he had any jobs for her to do.
"well, you can paint my porch.
How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "how about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed
And told her that the paint and ladders
that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife,
Inside the house,
Heard the conversation
And said to her husband,
"does she realize that the porch
Goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied,
"she should.
She was standing on the porch."

A short time later,
The blonde came to the door
To collect her money.

"you're finished already?" he asked.

"yes," the blonde answered, "
And i had paint left over,
So i gave it two coats.

Impressed,
The man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"and by the way,"
the blonde added,
"that's not a porch,
it's a ferrari."