A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
Index finger shot off.

"how did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

Well, i was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.

"what?" sputtered the doctor.
"you tried to commit suicide
by shooting your finger off?"

"no, silly!" the blonde said.
"first i put the gun to my chest,
and i thought: i just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,
i'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"and then?" asked the doctor.

"then i put the gun in my mouth,
And i thought: i just paid $3000.00
To get my teeth straightened,
I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"and then?"

"then i put the gun to my ear,
And i thought:
this is going to make a loud noise.
So i put my finger in the other ear
Before i pulled the trigger."