A very large

A very large, old, building was being torn down in chicago
To make room for a new skyscraper.
Due to its proximity to other buildings
it could not be imploded
And had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor,
Two construction workers found
A skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft.

They decided that they should
call the police.
When the police arrived they directed them
To the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed
And standing upright.
They said, "
This could be jimmy hoffa
or somebody really important."

Two days went by
and the construction workers
Couldn't stand it any more,
they had to know who they had found.
They called the police and said,
"we are the two guys
Who found the skeleton in the closet
And we want to know
If it was jimmy hoffa or somebody important."

The police said,
"it's not jimmy hoffa,
But it was somebody kind of important."

"well, who was it?"

"the 1956 blonde national hide-and-seek champion."